Troy Nehls: “I am drafting legislation and I want to work with you. It is called the Passenger Rail Security Improvements Act of…”

Instead of having a torch, maybe it needs a stop sign.

Donald Trump is the best thing to happen in this country in a hundred years.

She’s gotta go to sleep for a while ’cause we’re not letting anybody in anymore.

Affordability? What are you talking about?” he spouted. “I’m gonna go there tomorrow. ... I’m gonna get me a couple of big lobster tails. I’m gonna get me some nice ribeyes.