Joe Barton actually said...

"Mr. Chairman, my time has expired. Next time I would ask unanimous consent if I could ask the question and then answer it myself so that I could make sure I get the right answer I want."

"I am grateful that that one did deliver."

"You can tell that you have been president of a national organization. I am throwing you softballs, and you are being very ecumenical."

"The final Medicaid discussion draft, the ACE Kids Act, is introduced by full committee Vice Chairman Barton and Representative Castor."