George Bush actually said...

"I hereby determine that the United States and Iraq are engaged in armed hostilities."

"All are being treated humanely and, to the extent appropriate and consistent with military necessity, in a manner consistent with the principles of the Geneva Conventions of 1949."

"We care deeply about the fact that some children in our society can't read."

"I will direct additional measures as necessary to exercise our right to self-defense and to protect U.S. citizens and interests."