George Bush actually said...

"Charles S. Abell, of Virginia, to be an Assistant Secretary of Defense, vice Alphonso Maldon, Jr."

"I first want to say how pleased I am that the House yesterday passed on a realistic, commonsense budget to the Senate."

"We are resolved to undertake new efforts in countering the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction."

"This surplus is not the Government's money; it is the people's money."