George Bush actually said...

"On behalf of the American people, I extend my condolences to the families of the victims and the people of Jammu and Kashmir."

"John William Blaney, of Virginia, a Career Member of the Senior Foreign Service, Class of Minister-Counselor, to be Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the United States of America to the ..."

"The Senate should pass the CARE Act, and the Congress should send me legislation that I can sign."

"Charles E. Beach, Sr., of Iowa, to be United States Marshal for the Southern District of Iowa for the term of four years."