George Bush actually said...

"I hereby report that I have issued an Executive Order blocking the property of certain persons contributing to the conflict in the Democratic Republic of the Congo."

"I'm proud to welcome the Secretary General of NATO here to the Oval Office."

"The order blocks the property and interests in property in the United States, or in the possession or control of United States persons, of the persons listed in the Annex to the order."

"This country doesn't torture."