George Bush actually said...

"This tax relief helps all taxpayers."

"In the end, all we can do is be thankful; all we can do is remember and always appreciate the price that was paid for our own lives and our own freedom."

"You are part of the long blue line of service and sacrifice committed to defending the highest aspirations of the human heart."

"You'll always remember this commencement day, a day of excitement, pomp, circumstance; tears of joy and relief when the speaker finally stops speaking."