George Bush actually said...

"I am notifying the Congress of my intent to designate the Republic of Serbia and the Republic of Montenegro as separate beneficiary developing countries."

"They volunteered to deploy in distant lands, far from their families, far from their homes, and far from comfort of America."

"We owe a debt of gratitude to our Nation's military families."

"I'm proud to be joined by the commissioner for the day, Roberto Clemente, Jr."