George Bush actually said...

"Charles E. Beach, Sr., of Iowa, to be United States Marshal for the Southern District of Iowa for the term of four years."

"John William Blaney, of Virginia, a Career Member of the Senior Foreign Service, Class of Minister-Counselor, to be Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the United States of America to the ..."

"We will not allow terrorists to succeed in this larger mission."

"I can't tell you how much I love being your President."