George Bush actually said...

"I have watched very carefully your initial statements upon being sworn in as President, and it—your statement impressed me."

"It shall be the policy of the United States to provide for the appropriately expedited recruitment and selection of spouses of members of the Armed Forces for appointment to positions in the competiti..."

"I welcome you back, my friend."

"This rescue effort is not aimed at preserving any individual company or industry; it is aimed at preserving America's overall economy."