George Bush actually said...

"I commend those observing this holiday for taking pride in your rich heritage."

"I ask for the good Lord's blessings on those in harm's way and their families."

"Earmarks are special interest items that are slipped into big spending bills like this one, often at the last hour, without discussion or debate."

"I'm pleased to sign a bill that will help homeowners who are struggling with rising mortgage payments."