George Bush actually said...

"The best way to protect this country is to find the enemy overseas and defeat them there so we don't have to face them here at home."

"Everything I learned, I learned right here in Texas."

"We want you to have more of your own money because we know the tax cuts have worked to keep this economy strong."

"My decision to get rid of Saddam Hussein was the right decision, and the world is better off for it."