George Bush actually said...

"Education is the gateway to a hopeful future, and that gate must be open to all Americans."

"This conduct has caused a sudden and worsening disturbance of U.S. international relations."

"Theodore William Kassinger, of Maryland, to be Deputy Secretary of Commerce, vice Samuel W. Bodman, resigned."

"I hereby determine for the purposes of that Act that the Government of Pakistan is cooperating with the United States in the Global War on Terrorism."