George Bush actually said...

"Charles E. Beach, Sr., of Iowa, to be United States Marshal for the Southern District of Iowa for the term of four years."

"John William Blaney, of Virginia, a Career Member of the Senior Foreign Service, Class of Minister-Counselor, to be Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the United States of America to the ..."

"The United States condemns the terrorist attack carried out by militants in Jammu and Kashmir yesterday."

"This Nation is determined, and we're patient, much to the chagrin of the enemy."