George Bush actually said...

"Barry Leon Wells, of Ohio, a Career Member of the Senior Executive Service, to be Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the United States of America to the Republic of The Gambia."

"I'm proud to salute an outstanding group of athletes, the men and women of Team USA."

"Low taxes have yielded a strong economy; a strong economy produces more tax revenues."

"I believe that we ought to expect every school to teach."