George Bush actually said...

"National and community service programs should support and encourage greater engagement of Americans in volunteering."

"I believe that marriage has served society well, and I believe it is important to affirm that, that marriage between a man and a woman is the ideal."

"We are united in support of a free Iraq: a secure, unified, democratic, and fully sovereign nation, at peace with itself and its neighbors that will contribute to world peace and stability."

"The Chancellor has got a good sense of humor and, therefore, he is able to make me laugh."