George Bush actually said...

"We have a record of historic achievement."

"Mark B. McClellan, of the District of Columbia, to be Administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, vice Thomas Scully, resigned."

"I have authorized these rules and regulations as a result of the Cuban government's demonstrated willingness to use reckless force."

"Theodore William Kassinger, of Maryland, to be Deputy Secretary of Commerce, vice Samuel W. Bodman, resigned."