George Bush actually said...

"They found out we think a little different here in America."

"I hereby determine that an unforeseen emergency exists that requires immediate military assistance to the Government of Nigeria."

"It is our job to make sure that our country does not forget the sacrifices of that day and the valor of those who made them."

"I want you all—I've never thought about doing that, no matter how—what kind of questions these guys ask here."