George Bush actually said...

"We can spend money, but what government cannot do is put hope into hearts of our fellow citizens."

"We're going to reduce gun violence in America, and those who commit crimes with guns will find a determined adversary in my administration."

"Twenty-first century conservation harnesses new technology to squeeze as much out of a barrel of oil as we have learned to squeeze out of a computer chip."

"I wish every mother listening a happy Mother's Day, including my own."