George Bush actually said...

"Benjamin Eric Sasse, of Nebraska, to be an Assistant Secretary of Health and Human Services, vice Michael O'Grady, resigned."

"I'm a really lucky guy to have a wife who is patient enough to put up with me as President of the United States."

"One of the reasons why I thought it was important to cut taxes was to stimulate the small-business sector of our economy."

"We didn't drive al Qaeda out of their safe haven in Afghanistan only to let them set up a new safe haven in a free Iraq."