George Bush actually said...

"I also want to express my sympathy and concern for the people just down the road in Austin, Minnesota, and the surrounding areas who have been affected by flash flooding there."

"Freedom is a powerful force in this world."

"I hereby identify the following countries as major drug-transit or major illicit drug producing countries: Afghanistan, The Bahamas, Bolivia, Brazil, Burma, China, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Ecuado..."

"Francis J. Harvey, of California, to be Secretary of the Army, vice Thomas E. White, resigned."