George W. Bush: “I very much would like to end Guantanamo.”

Congratulations on becoming our President.

Seldom has history offered a greater opportunity to do so much for so many.

I hereby determine and report that it is important to the national interests of the United States to waive the prohibition of aforementioned section 671(a) with respect to Barbados, Bolivia, Costa Rica, Cyprus, Ecuador, Kenya, Mali…

You will have an Almighty God to comfort you.