George Bush actually said...

"It was a good day for America when Doris Marianne von Kappelhoff of Evanston, Ohio, decided to become an entertainer."

"To a collection that includes the Oscar, the Tony, the Emmy, and the Grammy, Rita Moreno may now add the Presidential Medal of Freedom."

"President George W. Bush today announced that he has selected Faryar Shirzad to be Deputy Assistant to the President for International Economic Affairs and Deputy National Security Advisor."

"Freedom is too precious and too valuable."