George Bush actually said...

"Success will give us a new ally in the war on terror."

"As the wife of the world's most beloved evangelist, she inspired people around the world with her humor, intelligence, elegance, and kindness."

"The best way to balance the budget, in my judgment, is to keep taxes low, so the economy grows, and be wise about how we spend your money."

"Ruth's marriage to her husband Billy was a true and loving partnership."