George Bush actually said...

"I hope you go see the movie."

"It is my honor to put the first ball on the tee to kick off tee-ball at the White House."

"I want to thank the commissioner of tee-ball at the White House this year, one of the alltime great baseball players, one of the alltime great men, Mr. Cal Ripken."

"To tell you the truth, I don't think you've laid a glove on me."