George Bush actually said...

"Our military has routed the Taliban, and we're hunting down Al Qaida."

"I'm really proud of the Cabinet members who have been Governors."

"I hereby identify the following countries as major drug-transit or major illicit drug producing countries: Afghanistan, The Bahamas, Bolivia, Brazil, Burma, China, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Ecuado..."

"I urge Congress to protect consumers from these wild swings in energy prices for the future."