George Bush actually said...

"Pamela J. H. Slutz, of Texas, a Career Member of the Senior Foreign Service, Class of Counselor, to be Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the United States of America to Mongolia."

"Reliance by the United States on further diplomatic and other peaceful means alone will neither adequately protect the national security of the United States against the continuing threat posed by Ira..."

"On this day, we honor the life of Patrick, patron saint of Ireland, and celebrate the rich history of the Emerald Isle."

"Social Security protects beneficiaries with disabilities, retirees, widows, and widowers."