George Bush actually said...

"By investing in the lives of our young people, we can help develop their personal character, teach them to be responsible citizens, and enable them to realize their full potential."

"I call upon citizens to observe this day with appropriate ceremonies and activities."

"English allows a newcomer to go from picking crops to opening a grocery store."

"I call upon the United States Senate to meet its responsibility to give every nominee a fair hearing and a timely up-or-down vote."