George Bush actually said...

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"I want to extend my condolences to the victims and their families, and to the governments and peoples of Israel and Kenya."

"Those who seek peace must do everything in their power to dismantle the infrastructure of terror that makes such actions possible."

"I condemn, in the strongest possible terms, the terrorist attacks today at the Likud Party polling place in northern Israel and the Paradise Hotel in Mombasa, Kenya."