George Bush actually said...

"We have joined with community and faith-based organizations to raise public awareness of foster children awaiting adoption."

"I ask you to defend the values of fidelity, bravery, and integrity that you have learned here at this Academy."

"I have determined that it is necessary to continue the national emergency declared with respect to Sudan and maintain in force the comprehensive sanctions against Sudan to respond to this threat."

"If Al Qaida is making a phone call into the United States, we need to know why and to whom they're calling in order to protect the American citizens."