George Bush actually said...

"Every child counts in America, and no child should be left behind."

"We're spending the people's money, and therefore we need to be fiscally sound with the people's money."

"I want to thank you very much for your efforts on behalf of all candidates."

"There is no calendar on my desk that says, by such-and-such a date we're going to have to haul the troops home; such-and-such a date we're going to quit."