George Bush actually said...

"I long for peace, but I understand the road to peace can be really hard."

"The fact that children can't read and write and add and subtract is not satisfactory to me, because every child counts in America, and no child should be left behind."

"I want to remind you all that, as a result of our military action in Afghanistan, we saved thousands of people from starvation."

"I thought that was a pretty good signal to America that teamwork is important."