George Bush actually said...

"Public education is on the minds of our citizens every day."

"He has disappointed me. He must lead."

"It is my honor to put the first ball on the tee to kick off tee-ball at the White House."

"I want to thank the commissioner of tee-ball at the White House this year, one of the alltime great baseball players, one of the alltime great men, Mr. Cal Ripken."