George Bush actually said...

"Benjamin Eric Sasse, of Nebraska, to be an Assistant Secretary of Health and Human Services, vice Michael O'Grady, resigned."

"One of the reasons why I thought it was important to cut taxes was to stimulate the small-business sector of our economy."

"Low taxes have yielded a strong economy; a strong economy produces more tax revenues."

"Al Qaeda conducts major car bombs and acts of unspeakable violence in Iraq."