George Bush actually said...

"Not only did they set goals about being the best on the basketball court, they set goals of becoming all-academic stars, and they were."

"The White House, I often say, doesn't belong to Laura and me; it belongs to the American people."

"I want to tell you all how much I appreciate your service to the country."

"I've always believed that it's—the best foreign policy is one that improves your own neighborhood first."