George Bush actually said...

"The best way to balance the budget, in my judgment, is to keep taxes low, so the economy grows, and be wise about how we spend your money."

"These actions and policies continue to pose an unusual and extraordinary threat to the national security and foreign policy of the United States."

"Ruth's marriage to her husband Billy was a true and loving partnership."

"We must stay on the offense and bring them to justice before they hurt us again."