George Bush actually said...

"On behalf of the American people, I thank them for their important contribution to the defense of this Nation."

"Today the House passed welfare reform legislation that will help millions of Americans realize a life of hope, dignity, and independence."

"Today I'm honored to join the Members of the Congress from both parties in paying tribute to Nancy and Ronald Reagan as they receive this high award, the Congressional Gold Medal."

"Cote d'Ivoire shall be considered a lesser developed beneficiary sub-Saharan African country."