George Bush actually said...

"It's an honor to be with the courageous men and women of the 'Phantom Corps.'"

"Welcome home, and thank you for a job well done."

"President George W. Bush today announced the designation of a Presidential Delegation to the Principality of Monaco to attend the Funeral Mass of His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III."

"We believe that they're seeking nuclear weapons under the guise of civilian nuclear program."