George Bush actually said...

"We have three conditions to the Taliban: One, release those who are being detained; two, destroy terrorist training camps; three, bring Al Qaida to justice."

"I encourage all Americans to build on these achievements by recycling and by purchasing and using products made from recycled materials."

"Recycling helps to serve this important function by conserving our natural resources as we reuse them where we can."

"We had a great dinner last night; we had a little Texas barbecue, pecan pie."