George Bush actually said...

"I'm honored, and I can't thank you all enough for providing a little haven of love and haven of hope."

"I am pleased to announce my intention to nominate Dick Egan as Ambassador to Ireland as I prepare to meet with Prime Minister Ahern and celebrate St. Patrick's Day and the rich heritage of the Irish p..."

"Good public policy demands something to challenge the status quo."

"I like to remind people it makes sense to have common sense in Washington, particularly when it comes to spending your money."