George Bush actually said...

"I want to thank those of you who have given of your hard-earned money to help these folks."

"The enemy has got an advantage when it comes to attacking our homeland."

"I'm proud to report that there's a lot of good folks that are working hard to see to it that we're right 100 percent of the time."

"I will assure the American people that we're doing everything in our power to protect you."