George Bush actually said...

"You can leave this college with confidence in your future and with certainty that you're not going to work alone."

"It's never too late to get a fresh start in life."

"We honor the heroism of all our law enforcement officers, especially those who have given their lives so that others might live."

"William H. Tobey, of Connecticut, to be Deputy Administrator for Defense Nuclear Nonproliferation, National Nuclear Security Administration, vice Paul Morgan Longsworth, resigned."