George Bush actually said...

"I have determined that the following modifications to the moratorium are consistent with obligations of the United States under NAFTA and with U.S. transportation policy."

"The reason for calling this meeting is because I wanted to touch base with the people that are making the bill move."

"I'm pleased to announce that Fran Mainella, Florida's director of State parks, is my choice to lead the National Park Service."

"Yes, we'll talk about Cuba again, of course."