George Bush actually said...

"I declared a national emergency that requires the use of the Armed Forces of the United States."

"I encourage Americans to assemble in their homes, places of worship, or community centers to reinforce ties of family and community."

"Let us particularly give thanks for the selfless sacrifices of those who responded in service to others after the terrorist attacks."

"We had a great dinner last night; we had a little Texas barbecue, pecan pie."