George Bush actually said...

"And the work hasn't been easy, but it has been necessary for American security, Iraqi hope, and world peace."

"I'm going to thank the men and women in uniform who have done such a magnificent job and brought us to the point of where we are today."

"Today, this young man is free of drugs."

"I ask every American with a drug or alcohol problem to seek treatment, because your life is precious to the people who love you."