George Bush actually said...

"A job is the best thing that you can do to help anybody."

"I wish I could make people love one another, and I'd sign the bill, but that's not the way life works."

"President George W. Bush today announced his intention to nominate three individuals, and his intention to appoint three individuals to serve in his administration."

"I am pleased to send warm greetings to all who are celebrating Kwanzaa."