George Bush actually said...

"I'm honored to be in the presence of the leaders of three important allies and friends of the United States: Croatia, Macedonia, and of course, our host, Albania."

"Let me remind you of something. We come from Texas, and raising livestock is a very proud profession. And I'd rather sit down with a livestock raiser than a big-city lawyer any day."

"You can count on America, just like America can count on you, to do hard work necessary to spread freedom and, therefore, peace."

"We strongly believe in independence."