George Bush actually said...

"The role of Government is not to create wealth; the role of Government is to create conditions in which jobs are created."

"If you want to fight evil, mentor a child who needs to learn how to read, support your teachers, get involved with public education."

"My biggest job is to prevent the enemy from hitting us again, and that's exactly what I'm going to do."

"We're going to stay on the hunt until we bring them to justice."