George Bush actually said...

"I also urge boaters to learn about proper boating practices, including the wearing of life jackets, and to take advantage of boating safety programs throughout the year."

"The men and women I have nominated are an historically diverse group whose character and credentials are impeccable."

"On behalf of the American people, I extend our deepest sympathies to Mrs. Albertina Sisulu, the Sisulu family, and the people of South Africa."

"We're honored to call you friend."