George Bush actually said...

"President George W. Bush today announced his intention to nominate one individual and appoint five individuals to serve in his administration."

"The Palestinian state must be a reformed and peaceful and democratic state that abandons forever the use of terror."

"On behalf of the American people, I thank you for the bowl of shamrocks and the good fortune they promise."

"We need a medical liability system that provides compensation for patients, not windfalls for trial lawyers."